juliemoriarty:

remember when Quinn tried to make Banapples

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so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

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catholicnun:

i guess that’s just how life is sometimes

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Confessed by Anon

Confessed by Anon

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zombieinmybutt:

zombieinmybutt:

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milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

>people that are too scared to play it

Not even going to lie I just about peed myself. It’s horrifying.

Shit, I almost punched the screen it was so creepy.

This is so fucking scary, oh my god.

Fucking Christ…


Holy shit..

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what is going on

what is going on

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onedirectionownsmysexlife:

directionersinnarnia:




you sir are my hero

idk how many times i’ve reblogged this

onedirectionownsmysexlife:

directionersinnarnia:

you sir are my hero

idk how many times i’ve reblogged this

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commanderinqueef:

seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues

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